Saturday, April 14, 2012

Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.



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Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

it has been asked so many times... i think the answer is either pressure or God



Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

time,,,,,, for the third time today



Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

TIME!!! AND TIME AGAIN



Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

The answer to "Can you guess the riddle?" is Yes. The answer I guess is snargleblonks. How'd I do?



Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

you're wrong. lol you all act so annoyed by it like you've been giving the right answer all day.



the answer is no. see there's supposed to be a bit more to the question its 'more kindergarteners could answer this correctly than harvard students, can you answer it?' and the answer is no. there is nothing that does all of those things. the reason is because harvard students most likely sat there and came up with answers like 'pressure' and 'time. kindergarden kids said 'no, i cant' because they gave up, and couldnt think of anything that did all of those things. As it turns out they were right.



see? the ending was missing =]



Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

pressure



Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

no



Can u slove this riddle i have no clue?

at first i thought it was god. but the correct answer is no. b/c the last line is 'Can you answer this riddle?' and so it no b/c u can't

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