This is ez can u figure it out?

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

This is ez can u figure it out?

No.

This is ez can u figure it out?

The answer to the riddle is "no". Everything else is a red herring, the only pertinent part of the riddle is "Can you guess the riddle?" The other verses don't make sense, so I can't guess the riddle.

This is ez can u figure it out?

why would i want to know !! and polar bears are already white dumb butt

This is ez can u figure it out?

I mainly agree with the first answer...but I'd guess the sun otherwise...