Saturday, April 14, 2012

The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



What is the answer to this?? Is there really one? I am not a Harvard graduate so it seems I would have a good shot at figuring it out...?



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

The answer is time.... it's based off this poem...



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

I've heard this before, but don't think I ever got the answer.



I hope someone knows.



j



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

the answer is no : )



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

its god.



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

it could be the sun. gives light for visuals, heat, and is an actual star shining down for everyone



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

its poo



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

Time, but of course :]



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

The answer to a kindergartener would be "no" therefore 90something % of them can answer it. a harvard grad woulnt think of that..they would actually try and figure out something that worked. and the answer is not pressure. that is not why polar bears are white.



BEX 20 very good



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

nope cant do it



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

Chuck Norris, obviously ^_^



Nah...air maybe?



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

water.



I turn polar bears white--its takes pigment out when frozen on coat



and I will make you cry.-tears..



I make guys have to pee--obvious



and girls comb their hair.-water makes girls hair frizzy



I make celebrities look stupid-takes off their makeup..



and normal people look like celebrities.-celebrities without makeup makes everyone look the same.



I turn pancakes brown- cooking-hot water



and make your champane bubble.--hot water



If you squeeze me, I'll pop.--water balloon



If you look at me, you'll pop.-get hit by one



The worst, yet, hardest riddle..?

is it water? or static?



a bubble?



XD

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