REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

i cannot figure it out!

REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

No. Stop overanalyzing the extra stuff above the actual question at the bottom:

"Can you guess the riddle?"

Not, "What is it?"

Now, stop asking this stupid question.

REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

The answer is "No."

REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

PRESSURE! How many people will ask this?

REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

you are a crying hairy celeb who likes to eat brown bubbles, snort cocaine, and pop stupid polar bears.

REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

I don't know I originally thought time

But then I also heard the answer an author

both work

REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

no, the answer is no. thats why most kids get it and college kids don't.

REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

IT'S GERARD WAY!

REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

This is a question that has been on here many times..

The answer is TIME....

REALLY WAYYYYYy HARD RIDDLE. PLEASE ANSWER?

the answer is simply 'NO'. the part of the riddle everyone forgets is the part where it says '91% of Harvard students could not give the corrcet answer but 84% of kindergarten students gave the answer in 6 minutes or less.' They simply answered NO.