Okay people i need help.. so help me lol?

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champagne bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,

But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,

In 6 minutes or less.

Can you guess the riddle?

Okay people i need help.. so help me lol?

Is it God?

Okay people i need help.. so help me lol?

NO