Friday, April 20, 2012

Mmmk im trying to solve this riddle what is the answer??

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champagne bubble.



If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop



Can you guess the riddle?



Mmmk im trying to solve this riddle what is the answer??

The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.



Mmmk im trying to solve this riddle what is the answer??

pressure, mmmkay



Mmmk im trying to solve this riddle what is the answer??

The answer is I don't know...It was aked to college students and kindergardeners and the kids got it right because while the college students were trying to figure it out the kids said no I can't guess it.



Mmmk im trying to solve this riddle what is the answer??

NO..



Your question is "Can you guess the riddle?"



The right answer is "NO" i cannot guess the riddle.



Mmmk im trying to solve this riddle what is the answer??

the answer to your question is time



Mmmk im trying to solve this riddle what is the answer??

hey this was asked before!



i remembered this. cause i thought it was beer, but then.cant squeeze and cant pop. so what? now. zits? pimples, effervesence?

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