I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry I make guys have to pee.Can you guess the riddle?

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle?

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry I make guys have to pee.Can you guess the riddle?

The last line, if I am reading it right gives it away. Because you don't ask the question of "what am i?" at the end, then there is no question being asked so no one could possible know what exactly you are trying get at by saying "Can you guess this riddle? Even Harvard grads. But a kid would just be honest, think on it for say..6 minutes, realize it makes no sense to them either and just say "No, I can't guess it" So I think that is what is the "solution" No. I can't : )