Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

No I cannot guess the riddle!

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

time

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

time

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

is it God?

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

air?

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

its TIME :)

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

H2O

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

platypus

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

The answer is "no"

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

WTF?

How is it time?

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

I am tired of seeing this riddle on here!!!

Can you guess this Riddle? (extremely hard) 84% of Kindergarten could answer!?

Who the heck goes around polling Kindergarten kids!?!?!?

It seems like before anyone emails a riddle or puts it on-line they hold a poll at a kindergarten and at Harvard first and make sure the kids do better.

Sorry.

The answer is "No, I can't."