Friday, April 20, 2012

Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,



But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,



In 6 minutes or less.



Can you guess the riddle?



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

The question is "can you guess the riddle" so the answer is No I cannot.



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

No



The answer is no, I cannot answer the riddle. That's why kindergarten kids can get it: they just say 'no'. There is no possible answer to the riddle itself. That's why it says 'Can you guess the riddle?' at the end. Trust me when I say this is the only answer you can use. Hope I helped %26lt;3



The answer isn't time though! Just because the riddle fits doesn't make time the answer. I mean jeeze... how many kindergarden kids would know that poem? It doens't make sense....%26lt;3



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

TIME



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

A pimple or gas



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

the sun



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

the sun???



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

=]] mind over matter



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

water



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

Couldnt tell you !



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

The answer is no. I can not guess it because I don't know the answer.



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

no..what's the answer?do tell..



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

cold air, or the wind? sorry, Im not a harvard graduate or a preschooler



Can somebody please tell me the answer...?

The answer is



'Time'



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champane bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



Time is the answer



OR



Simply "NO" as 84% of kindergarten students could have said to the last question "Can you guess the riddle?"

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