Friday, April 20, 2012

"The World's Hardest Riddle?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

Yes, I can (but I may not be right)!



It's time.



Polar bears (IIRC) are born yellowish, and turn white when they grow up (which takes time);



When old folks reminisce of times gone by, it can make them cry;



It takes time to fill a man's bladder after having a few beers;



A lady's hair can gets pretty mussed up after a few hours of not combing it;



Age and time blunt the talents of celebrities;



Likewise, it takes time to practice one's art, which is a good way to become a celebrity;



It takes time to cook pancakes and to ferment grapes into wine;



If you try to squeeze too much into an hour or day you'll feel like it "popped" or has passed you by;



And if you look too long at time and its vastness, your brain will feel like it's "popped" from all the stress.



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

ur face oooohhh snap!



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

no?



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

the answer is no~ i cant guess the riddle %26amp; i guess grade schoolers couldnt either~ harvard students would never say they couldnt solve anything~ so they never answered it



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO POST THIS INSIPID NONSENSES???????????



THE ANSWER IS NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

No. I can't guess it.



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

Is this even a proper riddle?!



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

No



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

Ellen Degeneres...



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

AIR



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

Oh my God! The world's hardest riddle!



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

an author can make all of these things happen.



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

the answer is no



"The World's Hardest Riddle?

the line is "can you GUESS the riddle?"



Yes I can "guess" the riddle. Would it be the right answer? Don't know. But I can "guess" it.



I think a better heading would be the world's most asked riddle

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