Tuesday, April 24, 2012

A riddle?!?

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



can anyone guess this? cuz i want the answer



A riddle?!?

The answer is



'Time'



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears dissapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



A riddle?!?

i have no idea



A riddle?!?

water



A riddle?!?

Maybe the answer is pimples.



A riddle?!?

wind?



A riddle?!?

the answer is "no"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A riddle?!?

um.... is it ice.



A riddle?!?

the sun?



A riddle?!?

the oxygen in the air?!



A riddle?!?

I think the answer is....I. Because it says I turn polar bears white etc.



A riddle?!?

my first guess was "horimones" but thats not right. then i thought about what might turn pancakes brown, so i looked it up, then i guessed "sugar" but now i really dont know?



A riddle?!?

The answer is



'Time'



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears dissapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop.

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