Monday, April 16, 2012

A riddle for you!?

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



A riddle for you!?

It's got to be Pressure.



Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.



Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.



Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.



Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!



Celebrities usually crack under pressure.



Many normal people will shine under pressure.



Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.



Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.



If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes



A riddle for you!?

Time???



A riddle for you!?

no i cant



A riddle for you!?

This has been asked countless times before, and the questioner never resolves the question and gives the answer.



It's really frustrating.



I hope you won't be as selfish as the other ones, and actually tell us.



A riddle for you!?

Nope.



A riddle for you!?

water?



air?



your face? jk



please tell me



A riddle for you!?

give up



A riddle for you!?

No.



A riddle for you!?

um i have no idea sorry



A riddle for you!?

poop



A riddle for you!?

pressure :)



A riddle for you!?

the last line of the riddle is 'can u answer this riddle?' so the correct answer would be no.



A riddle for you!?

nnno



A riddle for you!?

Simply answer the question at the end of the riddle. Can you answer this riddle? Kindergarten children cannot so the say NO, Harvard students think they can.



The simple answer is NO I CAN'T ANSWER THe RIDDLE.



or



for those who arn't satisfied



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast



A riddle for you!?

why is everybody asking this question!?!?!

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