Saturday, April 14, 2012

I can't figure it out?

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



I can't figure it out?

a bartender



I can't figure it out?

The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.



I can't figure it out?

I've heard this multiple times, and I don't know the answer to this either.. good luck to us!



I can't figure it out?

The answer is NO... to the question, Can you guess this riddle?



I can't figure it out?

time



I can't figure it out?

NO, I can't



I can't figure it out?

IS it TIME???



I can't figure it out?

I think Strawber has it



I can't figure it out?

The answer is pressure...



Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.



Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.



Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.



Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair



Celebrities usually crack under pressure.



Many normal people will shine under pressure.



Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.



Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.



If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.



If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it. for example--%26gt;in an airplane your ears pop under pressure!



I can't figure it out?

No,.........sigh........and neither can anyone else give a correct answer.



I can't figure it out?

Pressure it fits in my eyes



I can't figure it out?

Cold.



Or cold air fits most.



Except the Pop part at the end.

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