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I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

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The answer is NO

Just look at the last line.. can you guess the riddle??

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The person we all want...or want to be.

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air

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To answer your last question: No.

But I think it's because your riddle makes no sense, cause I'm quite bright.

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OK. so what the hell is the real answer. lord. this is the 3rd time i saw this.

is it bull crap.

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A Make over.

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TIME

The time has come,

winter is here

and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past

as man looks back with a sigh

and a tear in his eye.

As time is held

boys cross their legs

but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on

Girls loose their blush

and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes

For those held high

their end is nigh

As time catches up

Everyone is equal

when we get to the final sequel

As time turns

Without it we have flour and water

With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves

How does one turn water and wine

into something so fine

As time runs out

The more in a minute you try and squeeze

the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks

All the time that has past

man cannot comprehend something so vast.

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no. seems like a mixture of different things.

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Presure

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thats hard. i dont knoww! tell me!