Saturday, April 14, 2012

Guess This RIDDLE?

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champagne bubble.



If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Guess This RIDDLE?

Well, if you want us to work under the assumption that the riddle is the part of it about the polar bears, celebrities, ect. then the answer is time



If you want us to work under the assumption that the riddle is only the question, :Can you guess the riddle?" then the answer is either yes or no, depending if you figured out that the other possible answer was time.



Guess This RIDDLE?

you're asking me if i can anser that riddle?



my answer is "no"!



:D



Guess This RIDDLE?

Snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . Right?????????????????



Guess This RIDDLE?

no



thats the answer



i cannot guess this riddle



Guess This RIDDLE?

Mirror,,,



Guess This RIDDLE?

uhhmmm no i canot guess this riddle...



so confuuuuuuusing



Guess This RIDDLE?

Interesting explanations for above riddle here...



http://www.funadvice.com/q/i_can_turn_po...



Guess This RIDDLE?

'Time'



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



)...and make your champane bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



Time is the answer :)



Guess This RIDDLE?

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.



Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.



Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.



Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!



Celebrities usually crack under pressure.



Many normal people will shine under pressure.



Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.



Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.



If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.



If you are 'looking' at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.



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OR the answer is "No"

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