Friday, April 20, 2012

Here's a real riddle?

How many times has this riddle been posted?



I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,



But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,



In 6 minutes or less.



Can you guess the riddle?



Here's a real riddle?

like a million ud think ppl would stop asking but it gets really annoying after a while....ppl should check for similar jokes before they post



Here's a real riddle?

To many times.



Here's a real riddle?

Just block the people who keep posting it.



Here's a real riddle?

I've seen it many times on here...and 3 today so far.



The answer is time.



Here's a real riddle?

go ask BeacherGirl's mom she will tell you.



Here's a real riddle?

lol, way tooo Many times, I saw it posted on a bulletin on myspace today



Here's a real riddle?

The answer is no. Did u get the last part: "Can you guess this riddle?"



Here's a real riddle?

it gets annoying



Here's a real riddle?

i don't know.



whats the answer?



Here's a real riddle?

ahahahahaa so is this like the gazillionth time sum1 posted this



Here's a real riddle?

Although the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with 'time'.



The last part of the riddle, 'If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.' is actually from an old riddle which had the answer 'bubble'. (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)



And the answer 'pressure' came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.



Here's a real riddle?

No I can't guess the riddle!



Here's a real riddle?

http://teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml



ok I hope that this stupid riddle never shows up again but I bet it will. Just to annoy the rest of us.



If you follow the link you will see the answer is NO.



Here's a real riddle?

TIME!



explanation of the answer-



The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



(...I turn polar bears white )



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(...and I will make you cry.)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



(...I make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(...and girls comb their hair.)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(...I make celebrities look stupid )



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



(...and normal people look like celebrities.)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(...I turn pancakes brown )



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



(...and make your champagne bubble.)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast.



(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )



Time is the answer (:



Here's a real riddle?

The answer is simply "no".



That's why kindergarteners can answer it...



Look here: http://www.teensetc.com/0f/0d/bi/index.s...



Although the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".



The last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)



And the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.



Good riddle! e

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