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The World's Hardest Riddle

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

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omg people. this is too easy! its pressure!goodNESS!how hard was that?

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the answer is "no" or i guess it could be presure

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this has been up here a bunch of times. it's TIME

"The time has come,

winter is here

and those yellow bears disappear.

(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past

as man looks back with a sigh

and a tear in his eye.

(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held

boys cross their legs

but of course the toilet begs

(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on

Girls loose their blush

and swap a comb for their brush

(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes

For those held high

their end is nigh

(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up

Everyone is equal

when we get to the final sequel

(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns

Without it we have flour and water

With it we have breakfast for my daughter

(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves

How does one turn water and wine

into something so fine

(...and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out

The more in a minute you try and squeeze

the less you can do with ease.

(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks

All the time that has past

man cannot comprehend something so vast.

(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )"

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.... STOP! BAD! ITS NO FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME NO!!!

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How did you find that riddle? Its so confusing, if my teacher gave me that i would leave the class room right then lol.

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Um maybe a umm idk somebody who pops their collar. Get it, they make girls comb their hair, celebs look stupid, and pop then if you look at me you will pop. Maybe like a person that pops their collar that makes others pop their collars?

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hmmmm, i have an idea, but its nasty

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No I can't. The lines are all from different riddles.

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I heard this riddle this morning. Infact, every day, I heard this riddle. Can you makec up a new one.

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no