Friday, March 30, 2012

Tough Riddle?

I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Tough Riddle?

The correct answer you are looking for is TIME



The time has come, winter is here, and those yellow bears disappear. The time has past as man looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. As time is held, boys cross their legs but of course the toilet begs. As time marches on, girls loose their blush and swap a comb for their brush. As time passes, for those held high their end is nigh. As time catches up, everyone is equal when we get to the final sequel. As time turns, without it we have flour and water, with it we have breakfast for my daughter As time revolves, how does one turn water and wine into something so fine As time runs out, the more in a minute you try and squeeze the less you can do with ease. As time ticks, all the time that has past, man cannot comprehend something so vast.



Tough Riddle?

huh?



Tough Riddle?

pressure



Tough Riddle?

sugar or onions or water!



Tough Riddle?

GOD???



Tough Riddle?

there are many answers to this no you cant answer ?



pressure



time



also you dont have the entire joke listed



Tough Riddle?

Time.



Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.



Tough Riddle?

thats stupid



Tough Riddle?

TIME



The time has come, winter is here



and those yellow bears disappear.



The time has past as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



As time is held boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



As time marches on Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



As time passes For those held high



their end is nigh



As time catches up Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequel



As time turns Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



As time revolves How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



As time runs out The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



As time ticks All the time that has past



man cannot comprehend something so vast



Tough Riddle?

the media or poperatizzi



Tough Riddle?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS TIME!



The time has come, winter is here, and those yellow bears disappear. The time has past as man looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. As time is held, boys cross their legs but of course the toilet begs. As time marches on, girls loose their blush and swap a comb for their brush. As time passes, for those held high their end is nigh. As time catches up, everyone is equal when we get to the final sequel. As time turns, without it we have flour and water, with it we have breakfast for my daughter As time revolves, how does one turn water and wine into something so fine As time runs out, the more in a minute you try and squeeze the less you can do with ease. As time ticks, all the time that has past, man cannot comprehend something so vast.



Tough Riddle?

a fart?

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