Friday, March 30, 2012

Can you answer this riddle??

My friend asked me this I just wanted to know if anyone knew??I dont.



I turn polar bears white



and I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



and girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



and normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



and make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Can you answer this riddle??

The answer is time, the riddle actually comes from the following poem



"The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something "



Can you answer this riddle??

first



time



Can you answer this riddle??

Pressure



Can you answer this riddle??

It's nothing!



Can you answer this riddle??

an Onion



Can you answer this riddle??

the sun



Can you answer this riddle??

Time or chemicals or even puberty?



Can you answer this riddle??

At first I thought it was onions, but now I dont know.



Can you answer this riddle??

Pressure



Can you answer this riddle??

the wind?



Can you answer this riddle??

the answer is nothing.



Can you answer this riddle??

the answer is no becase there is no answer



Can you answer this riddle??

The answer is not nothing. The answer is no because you never asked me "What am I?" You asked if I could solve the riddle. I can't, so no is the correct answer.



Can you answer this riddle??

carbonization



Can you answer this riddle??

a camera?



Can you answer this riddle??

Genetics, onions, beer, wind, paparazzi, beer again, heat, carbonation, pimples, Rosie O'Donnell. Did I win?



Can you answer this riddle??

a vagina



Can you answer this riddle??

A stewed cabbage rolled in crushed aspirin.



It's been a known fact for decades. Try it.



Can you answer this riddle??

No!



Can you answer this riddle??

no i can not :D



kindagardens get this right because they dont know the answer so its that simple! the answer is nO!



Can you answer this riddle??

Is it nothing??? Im not totally sure on it.

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