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I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,

But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,

In 6 minutes or less.

Can you guess the riddle?

FIRST PERSON TO GET IT RIGHT (or what makes the most sense) GETS BEST ANSWER!!

OMG hELP iDK tHIS aNSWER!!?

The answer is "no."

At the end you ask, "Can you guess the riddle?".

You say, "No, I cannot."

If the question at the end was, "What is the answer to the riddle?" or "What am I?", the answer could be pressure, apparently.

And if you ask "WHO am I?", the answer is Chuck Norris.

Or Benjirou.

And you cannot "ignore" the question. That's what makes the riddle what it is. So the answer is actually "no", but it can be "pressure".

I can see why it is "pressure", but that is not the answer. I'm sorry, but it is a logical answer. You have to disect this question, and the ending, mainly.

This riddle proves that people always assume the point of the riddle is to find out what the details are describing. But no, you have to answer the QUESTION ITSELF.

If it asks what's 1 + 1 at the end, the answer is 2. No matter what the rest of the riddle says.

[Unless the riddle itself alters the fact that 1 + 1 = 2.]

Example above; Usage Below:

I make apples red,

I make girls blush,

I make boys hungry,

and I make skaters skate.

What is the capital of Iowa?

The answer is "Des Moines".

Not "pressure", "time", "heat", and so on.

OMG hELP iDK tHIS aNSWER!!?

The answer to the riddle is no

OMG hELP iDK tHIS aNSWER!!?

OMg the answer is NO

OMG hELP iDK tHIS aNSWER!!?

Pressure

OMG hELP iDK tHIS aNSWER!!?

the answer is pressure!

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair(i think)

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop

OMG hELP iDK tHIS aNSWER!!?

heat?.................im sooooooooooo cunfudsed!

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The sun!!

Dont worry ive heard it before!!