there was a man that was arrested in texas on last friday afternoon. he was found to be going from barber shop to barber shop, collecting the hair that was cut from a certain person's head..... a certain celebrity.
after about a year and a half of collecting the hair, he started weaving it together and made a complete suit out of it. i am talking about dress slacks, a shirt, an over coat...... even socks.
this man was walking down the street and caught the eye of a random thief, who was flabbergasted at how beatiful the suit was. the thief demanded he hand over the suit, that he had a gun. the man with the suit refused and the punk shot at him.
the man wearing the suit was so infatuated with chuck norris that he made that suit out of his hair...... the bullets ricocheted off the suit and bounced back toward the lawbreaker. the man with the suit was brought into custody for questions regarding his alien technology with his bulletproof suit........
Stop me if you heard this in the news........?
hahahaha chuck norris is the badest man alive
Stop me if you heard this in the news........?
dumb as f*ck, but w/e
Stop me if you heard this in the news........?
uhh never heard of it
Stop me if you heard this in the news........?
A good invention for the Future Military
Stop me if you heard this in the news........?
lmao nice i didnt expect it to be a chuck norris joke
Stop me if you heard this in the news........?
Hope i never hear it again.
Stop me if you heard this in the news........?
no. just no
Stop me if you heard this in the news........?
.......shortly after hearing the news, Chuck Norris procceded to roundhouse kick everyone in Texas in the face.
Stop me if you heard this in the news........?
They later threw the suit into a river.
BUT WAIT !!!
The suit didn't get wet ..... the river got Chuck Norris !
No comments:
Post a Comment