Thursday, April 26, 2012

Riddle...what do you think?

I turn polar bears white



And I will make you cry.



I make guys have to pee



And girls comb their hair.



I make celebrities look stupid



And normal people look like celebrities.



I turn pancakes brown



And make your champane bubble.



If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.



If you look at me, you'll pop.



Can you guess the riddle?



Riddle...what do you think?

You forgot to add the point that 87% of Harvard students were unable to come up with the answer and 84% of Kindergarden children did answer the riddle properly.



ANSWER: NO NO NO NO NO



Students try to come up with an answer.



Children simply say "NO"



The answer is "NO"



Been there...done that.



Riddle...what do you think?

well it took someone a while to make it right and accurate, but i have heard it over and over so it gets boring.



Riddle...what do you think?

idk, plz tell me the answr, just "add details" im really dumb at riddles and stuff but wats the answer?



Riddle...what do you think?

Time?



Riddle...what do you think?

why do people keep posting this stupid riddle. I think by now everyone knows the answer is no i cant guess the riddle because there is no answer. people need to stop posting this one and move on.



Riddle...what do you think?

the answer is no and im sick of seein this riddle ppl!



Riddle...what do you think?

not again...i hate this riddle..so annoying..the answer is no...



Riddle...what do you think?

How is the answer, No?



Riddle...what do you think?

The time has come,



winter is here



and those yellow bears disapear.



(i turn polar bears white)



The time has past



as man looks back with a sigh



and a tear in his eye.



(and i will make you cry)



As time is held



boys cross their legs



but of course the toilet begs



( i make guys have to pee)



As time marches on



Girls loose their blush



and swap a comb for their brush



(and girls comb their hair)



As time passes



For those held high



their end is nigh



(I make celebrities look stupid)



As time catches up



Everyone is equal



when we get to the final sequal



(and normal people look like celebrities)



As time turns



Without it we have flour and water



With it we have breakfast for my daughter



(i turn pancakes brown)



As time revolves



How does one turn water and wine



into something so fine



(and make your champane bubble)



As time runs out



The more in a minute you try and squeeze



the less you can do with ease.



(if you squeeze me ill pop)



As time ticks



All the time that has past



man cannot comprehand something so vast.



(if you look at me you'll pop)



Answer is time



Riddle...what do you think?

It's no but it's actually pressure.



Pressure in the fur.



Pressure in the eyes



Pressure in the bladder



Peer Pressure



Encore (Fans) Pressure



Encouragement Pressure



Heat Pressure



Molecule Pressure



bubble Pressure



Staring so hard that it causes pressure.



It's no because of "Can you guess the riddle?".



Riddle...what do you think?

The answer is "officiall" no. Although time works, I guess. It is no because of the question at the end. NO, I can;t answer the riddle cuz its too damn hard is probabally what those kids thought.

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